{"id":250,"date":"2005-01-18T15:42:37","date_gmt":"2005-01-18T23:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/?p=250"},"modified":"2005-01-18T15:52:36","modified_gmt":"2005-01-18T23:52:36","slug":"this-ones-for-glazou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/?p=250","title":{"rendered":"This one&#8217;s for Glazou"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shamelessly stolen from a comment on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.haloscan.com\/comments\/hirhurim\/110597737187349669\/\">Hirhurim<\/a> by someone called Fotheringay-phipps:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>They say a story about the head of the local <abbr title=\"unbelievers\">apikorsim<\/abbr> who was dying. And as he lay there on his deathbed, with his <abbr title=\"unbeliever\">apikorus<\/abbr> <abbr title=\"disciples\">talmidim<\/abbr> gathered around him, he told them &#8220;call the <abbr title=\"rabbi\">rov<\/abbr> &#8211; I want to <abbr title=\"repent\">do t&#8217;shuva<\/abbr>&#8220;. So they told him &#8220;how could you do this? All these years you&#8217;ve been teaching us <abbr title=\"heresy\">k&#8217;fira<\/abbr>, and now you want to do t&#8217;shuva?&#8221; And he responded &#8220;<span lang=\"yi-latn\"><abbr title=\"To the contrary!\">Aderaba!<\/abbr> <abbr title=\"I want to show that that which is stated in the Gemara\">Ich vil vaisen az dos vos shtait in Gemera<\/abbr> &#8216;<abbr title=\"evildoers, even at the entrance to Hell they do not repent\">risho&#8217;im afilu al pischan shel gihenim ainam chozrim<\/abbr>&#8216; &#8211; <abbr title=\"this is also untrue!\">dos is oich falsh!<\/abbr><\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shamelessly stolen from a comment on Hirhurim by someone called Fotheringay-phipps: They say a story about the head of the local apikorsim who was dying. And as he lay there on his deathbed, with his apikorus talmidim gathered around him, he told them &#8220;call the rov &#8211; I want to do t&#8217;shuva&#8220;. So they told [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}