{"id":275,"date":"2006-02-06T13:49:56","date_gmt":"2006-02-06T21:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/?p=275"},"modified":"2006-08-01T23:36:03","modified_gmt":"2006-08-02T07:36:03","slug":"you-cant-make-this-stuff-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/?p=275","title":{"rendered":"You can&#8217;t make this stuff up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seen pinned up in my neighbourhood:<\/p>\n<blockquote dir=\"rtl\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center\">\n<h2>\u05d0\u05d1\u05d3 \u05e7\u05e0\u05d2\u05d5\u05e8\u05d5<\/h2>\n<p>\u05d1\u05d9\u05d5\u05dd \u05d7\u05de\u05d9\u05e9\u05d9 2\/2\/2006 \u05d0\u05d1\u05d3 \u05e7\u05e0\u05d2\u05d5\u05e8\u05d5 \u05d1\u05e2\u05ea \u05d8\u05d9\u05d5\u05dc \u05d1\u05e8\u05d7\u05d5\u05d1 ****<\/p>\n<p>\u05d4\u05e7\u05e0\u05d2\u05d5\u05e8\u05d5 \u05e2\u05d5\u05e0\u05d4 \u05dc\u05e9\u05dd <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">\u05d0\u05d9\u05e6\u05d9\u05e7<\/span> \u05d5\u05e6\u05d1\u05e2\u05d5 \u05d7\u05d5\u05dd \u05d1\u05d4\u05d9\u05e8 \u05e2\u05dd \u05d6\u05e0\u05d1 \u05db\u05d4\u05d4.<\/p>\n<p>\u05d4\u05de\u05d5\u05e6\u05d0 \u05d4\u05d9\u05e9\u05e8 \u05de\u05ea\u05d1\u05e7\u05e9 \u05dc\u05d4\u05ea\u05e7\u05e9\u05e8 \u05dc*** \u05dc\u05de\u05e1\u05e4\u05e8 **-*******<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Translation:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\">\n<h2>Lost Kangaroo<\/h2>\n<p>Lost on Thursday 2\/2\/2006 while going for a walk on **** St.<\/p>\n<p>The kangaroo answers to the name of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Itzik <\/span>and is coloured brown with a dark tail.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone finding him is requested to phone *** immediately at **-*******<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The kangaroo answers to the name of <u>Itzik<\/u><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.smontagu.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}